Lawyer Rates
A man walks into a lawyer’s office and inquires about the rates.
“Fifty dollars for three questions, “replies the lawyer.
“Isn’t that awfully steep?” asks the man.
“Yes,” the lawyer replies, “and what’s your third question?”
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Baby Wakes Up Dancing to Gangnam Style
This is bound to crack you up
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To be intuitive, we must cultivate our sense of humor and look for reasons to laugh everywhere. We become so self-absorbed and serious when it comes to our problems and melodramas that we disconnect from our deeper sense of who we are as beautiful souls—we withdraw from life instead of enjoying it. Laughter brings us back to ourselves and back to life.” ~ Sonia Choquette from Trust Your Vibes
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A Bajan at the Gates of Heaven
St Peter: You have to answer three questions before I can let you in.
Bajan: No problem, skippah!!
St Peter: Which two days of the week begin with the letter “t”? Bajan: Today and tomorrow St Peter: Well, that wasn’t quite the answer I was looking for, but I will give you the second question. How many seconds are there in a year? Bajan: Twelve St Peter: How did you arrive at that number? Bajan: Easy man… 2nd of January, 2nd of February, 2nd of March, 2nd of…
By now St Peter is getting exasperated with this foolish Bajan. St Peter: Final question now. What is the name of our Lord and Saviour? Bajan: Andy
St Peter: Andy? Andy?!! Where did you learn that? Bajan: In church man. Every time me go fi church, me hear dem sing: “Andy walk with me, Andy talk with me, Andy tell me he love me…”
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Next
A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly,
“I know what the Bible means!”
His father smiled and replied, “What do you mean, you ‘know’ what
the Bible means?
The son replied, “I do know!”
“Okay,” said his father. “What does the Bible mean?”
“That’s easy, Daddy…” the young boy replied excitedly,” It
stands for ‘Basic Information Before Leaving Earth.’
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Wow…You know that makes alot of sense!
wow. im utterly blown away by how much that didnt make me laugh. ugh..
Sense of humour is a gift. Sorry, you do not have it.
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